Why We All Deserve Adam Sandler’s Remote Control Under Boredom and Democrat Tyranny

If you’re old enough to remember Adam Sandler’s movie Click, you’ve probably fantasized about having a magical remote control to speed up or slow down life.

If only life came with a pause button.

Remember that scene where Sandler paused the world mid-argument to get a breather? Yeah, we need more of that, especially when the Wi-Fi dies and you’re trying to explain it to a customer service rep somewhere in Indonesia or on the island of Palau who just asked you, for the third time, if you tried turning it off and on again. Pause.

Mastering the art of selective listening.

Now imagine hitting the “mute” button every time your boss launches into that “we’re a family here” speech. You could even take a nap while your cat gives you the judgmental side-eye, unfazed by your newfound powers.

But the best thing of all would be to “mute” all of the Kamala Harris ads that keep popping up and rewind our lives back to when President Trump was president and our groceries were affordable.

Rewind: The ultimate undo button.

Yes, the great rewind button. Who among us hasn’t said something ridiculous in a meeting at work, only to replay it in their head for the next ten years? Hit rewind, fix that stammer, and maybe even give yourself a do-over at that awkward handshake-turned-fist-bump fiasco. Or, hey, go back far enough to when you decided bangs were a good idea and save yourself the heartache.